emilytea10:

seek-agreatperhaps:

invisiblecashews:

Actually,  the photographs are spaced ten years apart, not sixteen.

1912 to 1922.

The young, homeless (but no less dapper) wanderer shown in the first survived the sinking of the Titanic and swam to the shores of West Egg. There he built a life and a large, empty house, in an effort to win the heart of the wealthy, upper class woman he’d fallen in love with a decade earlier and had been separated from against his will.

He shed his earlier identity, and changed his name to reflect his new station. Jack was now known as Jay Gatzby, the eccentric millionaire who threw parties every night in the hopes that one day his love would show up and spin with him as they had long ago in the dance hall of the lower decks.

Ehr-Mah-Gehrd.

#and he still ends up dead floating in the water

Go to your room.

Gatsby headcanon accepted.

(Source: margaritka2005)

shitroughdrafts:

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, by Robert Louis Stevenson. 1886.

shitroughdrafts:

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, by Robert Louis Stevenson. 1886.

myjetpack:


My new book of cartoons “You’re All Just Jealous of My Jetpack” is out now. Details are here.

myjetpack:

My new book of cartoons “You’re All Just Jealous of My Jetpack” is out now. Details are here.

shitroughdrafts:

The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne. 1850.

shitroughdrafts:

The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne. 1850.

shinysherlock:

pickled-johnlock:

what do you say when someone asks what you’re doing and you’re reading homosexual fanfiction based off of a book written 150 years ago

Tell them you’re reading a transformative work based on late Victorian literature that questions traditional views of gender and sexuality.

thefatgrackle:

invaderxan:

This is a ring made from dinosaur bone, meteorite, and gold.

I feel like this ring probably has supernatural powers.

Reality headcanon accepted.

thefatgrackle:

invaderxan:

This is a ring made from dinosaur bone, meteorite, and gold.

I feel like this ring probably has supernatural powers.

Reality headcanon accepted.

abalidoth:

outerheavenuprising:

outerheavenuprising:

do you think like 600 years ago book nerds got real mad when the printing press was invented because filthy casuals could get books without having to copy them out themselves

i keep getting reblogs from the exact people i’m mocking with this post

nerds really have no self awareness

“Truly, I am vexed with yon Fake Reader Girls. Forsooth, they doth pretend to like books to gain husbands and consort with the Devil.”

“Forsooth, they wilt undermine the book as an art form! For what use is the book without the scribe?”

(Source: team-stannis)

(Previously on Nora Procrastinates By Making Graphs)

Goodreads – the miraculous website that not only keeps track of all the books I read, but compiles them into bar graphs comparing what I read each year. After I finish a book, my second-favorite thing to do (the first, of course, being the shelving) is to watch that bar go up one book, and see if anything changes on the little pie chart of labels (see final graphic).

But the more books I added, and the more time I spent watching those little pie charts, the more they started to bother me.

For one thing, they measure by book, and not by page-count – a minor issue, until the 17-page prequel short carries as much weight as the 600+ page fantasy novel. For another, demographic labels such as “children” and “ya” are included in the mess of genre labels – madness, I say! Utter madness! And then there’s the fact that it counts each label separately. So Doctor Seuss’s Butter Battle Book (42), labeled “children,” “poetry,” and “scifi/speculative” gets three times as much pie-chart space as Wolf’s Head, Wolf’s Heart (754), labeled only “high fantasy.”

Really, is no one else bothered by this?

So, with my Mad MS Excel Skills (and a final project to procrastinate doing), I put together this crazy-ass graph! And my goodness, is it crazy. The data is divided into page numbers, ages, and six genre spaces (which can be either all the same, half-and-half, thirds, or any random combination that seems most appropriate, such as in the case of the romantic subplot) – see the bottom-left graphic. And then there’s a bunch of number-crunching. And then there are GRAPHS.

Bar graphs for the page counts of each age demographic, and then relatively-sized pie charts of all the genres within that age demographic! Ah, so beautiful. And one regular old genre graph, for posterity’s sake. Be still, my heart.

Anyway, yeah. This is what I do with my free time. Make graphs about books. And then present them on the internet! So here, internet. This is data for the first 43 books I read in 2013. ENJOY.

PS: Here’s my Goodreads profile! I write reviews about nearly every book I read. Friend me, or follow me, or whatever.

djsakura:

rydellk:

rydellk:

i accidentally printed my english paper onto iron-on paper so as to not waste money since iron-on paper is pretty expensive, i did the logical thing, and now i have a shirt with my opinion of julius caesar on it

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true fashion

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Best mistake ever.

Now excuse me while I emulate.

(Source: rydek)

fuckyeahbookarts:

Tumnus’ Journal by Joshua Brunet

A handwritten memory journal belonging to Mr. Tumnus’ the faun, illustrating his encounters within the world of Narnia.

myjetpack:

My book of cartoons is out NOW in the UK and on 30th April in North America. Details are here

myjetpack:

My book of cartoons is out NOW in the UK and on 30th April in North America. Details are here

lavender-and-nightshade:

I wanted to share this with all of you . Today of all days, I visited the Library and found not one but two John Green books, inside one of these books (Will Grayson, Will Grayson) I found these lovely sticky note affirmations. it made my day and I will certainly be sending my own sticky note when I finish the book.

ditox:

Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet

ditox:

Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet